FAQ’s and FGAR’s - Frequently Asked Questions, and their Frequently Given Answers or Responses

I thought I would include this section just in case you have some of the same questions that most people usually do.


How’s it going?
How are you doing?
How they hanging?
What’s up?
What’s up, man?
‘Sup?
What’s going on?
Where are you from?
What’s your major?
How’s Kathryn doing?
How’s the new job?
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
Hey, your name’s Joe Peebles, right?
Have you figured out the meaning of life yet?


How’s it going?

Pretty good.

How are you doing?

Not bad.

How they hanging?

(silence, stare)

What’s up?

Not much.

What’s up, man?

*See entry for “What’s up?”

‘Sup?

(acquire a look of suspicious toughness, bob head up, then down)

What’s going on?

Oh, not a lot.

Where are you from?

Where are YOU from?

What’s your major?

My major? My major what? My major problem? Is that what you’re trying to say? Maybe you’re the one with the problem, cheesehead. Back up offa me, dude.

How’s Kathryn doing?

Who told you about her?

How’s the new job?

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Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?

I’m gointuhshootmyoldladeh, founduh messinarouwithanothuhman.

Hey, your name’s Joe Peebles, right?

That’s Joe “Spike” Peebles to you.

Have you figured out the meaning of life yet?

Yeah, sorry – just haven’t had a chance to write about it yet.